resident evil: afterlife

With the exception of Shaun of the Dead, what makes a truly great zombie film?

• Zombies.
• Milla Jovovich.
• Milla Jovovich wasting lots of zombies.
• Zombies getting wasted by Milla Jovovich.
• Milla Jovovich having a reflective moment, before wasting zombies.
• An act of treachery by one of the group resulting in deaths, followed by Milla Jovovich wasting zombies.
• A true act of human kindness, followed by Milla Jovovich wasting zombies.

Resident Evil: Afterlife had all of these classic elements, and it starred Milla Jovovich.

If you like Milla Jovovich and the Resident Evil franchise you will like this film. If you don’t like Milla Jovovich, you should really learn to love Milla Jovovich.

By the way, it starred Milla Jovovich.

Cheers

Tim…

Founder member of the, “We like predictable zombie movies when they star Milla Jovovich society”.