Well I wasn't expecting such a response. Thinking it over :-
A) I have some very generous friends.
B) I have some very mischevious friends who are looking forward to 4 weeks of fun
C) Several donors mentioned pictures. Yes, definitely. It's all 'trust but verify' round here.
D) I kind of knew the ORA-DUDE would insist on side-burns.
Final note. For you gentlemen who haven't hit Tuesday morning's shave yet, there's still time ...